FACTS About Latvia and Famous Latvians!

The hate campaign directed at Latvia by a local "journalist" of German (or perhaps German-Jewish) extraction named David Schmader has led my colleagues and I here at CLAP to begin a public education program about the many rich cultural traditions of the great Free Baltic Republic of Latvia- Dievs, svētī Latviju!

Below are the FACTS about Latvia, not the superheated opinion of a notorious proponent of public indecency who thinks it's ok to slander Latvians to his heart's content- along with his cadre of "stooges" who do his "dirty work" at the Stranger blog. (WARNING: I refuse, out of concerns for public decency, to provide a direct link to the vile pornography that is the Stranger blog, on account of concerns to violing the On-Line Child Protection Act by doing so. The reader is hereby WARNED that the Stranger is, in fact, not only homosexal propaganda but also homosexual verbal pornography, also embracing pedophilia and coprophagia)

Did You Know........

* Latvia is one of the three Baltic Republics, including brave and noble Liuthuania and another nation (Estonia) which retains close cultural, political and military ties to our historic oppressors, the Russians. This is due to their historic tendency towards Baltic deviationism and opportunism, all directed towards the creation of a Greater Estonia which would then serve the interests of Moscow, and destroy all Baltic freedom.
* The main languages of Latvia are Latvian (official) 58.2%, Russian 37.5%, Lithuanian and other 4.3% (2000 census)
* Latvia has one of the highest literacy rates in the world, at 99.8% This is significantly higher than Estonia, which is currently at 99.2%, and is dropping.
* Latvian life expectancy is also one of the highest in the world, at 79.6 years! And beautiful Latvian women live even longer, an astonishing 82.6 years, second only to Japan worldwide! This is due to our healthful diet and the beauty and clean skies and air of Latvia!
* Latvia is a religiously-tolerant nation with citizens of Lutheran, Roman Catholic, Russian Orthodox and other beliefs. Our happy people live in perfect harmony in the metropolis of Riga, and in the countryside where our mant healthful crops grow!
* Riga is often called the Athens of the Baltics, and is one of the most beautiful and perfectly preserved medieval cities in all of Europe.
* Latvians are TALL! Indeed, we are one of the tallest peoples in the world, with an average male height of 191 cm (or over six-feet two!). Often you will here in the streets of Riga, "How is the weather up there, my Latvian friend!" Latvians are one of the most good-humoured of all peoples, as this charming anecdote relates.
* Latvian women are of incomparable beauty. You can see the grace and beauty of the typical Latvian woman here: http://tinyurl.com/2s2xs5
Whoa! Down now, fellas!
* Latvians value family, friends and above all DECENCY. Although not outlawed, homosexuality is frowned upon by the people, who view such deviants as anti-social and bound to spread disease.
* After a hard day of work, there is nothing a Latvian man enjoys more than to sit with friends and have a few Turbo Bock Beers- but be careful, there! At a whopping 9.5% alcohol, Turbo Bock is one of the strongest regularly brewed beers in the world!
* The famous Riga Black Balsam liquour is the pride of the distillers arts in Latvia. A rare and perfectly-nuanced drink of herbs, flowers oils and berries, there is nothing like it in the world. Visit and on-line wine store and share this intoxicating Latvian experience with good friends after an invigorating meal of potato kugel- the Latvian national dish!

More facts on Latvia to come. If you have a question about Latvia, feel free to email me. And, as always, -

Dievs, svētī Latviju!

Make Sure to Read My Profile!

I am working on getting all the information you need to know about Darren D. Misklashuvacis out to the public! But for now, be sure to check my profile, where there is a FULL SIZE picture of the noble and beautiful Latvian flag (in dramatic "Latvian Red" and white!). The flag is to commemorate a brave and mortally wounded Latvian chieftain of the 13th Century, "Bearslayer", who was wrapped in a white sheet as his life left him in its crimson glory. The flag was stained in the majestic pattern which serves us now as our glorious Latvian flag!

Also, there is a link to the heroic Latvian national anthem, long regarded as perhaps the Baltic Republics most soaring and invigorating anthem. You can hear the presence of Kārlis Baumanis in this stirring anthem, a tribute to the indomitable spirit of Latvia and all Latvians! Many musicologists view Baumanis as perhaps superior to both Schubert and Schumann, and certainly Russian kitsch like Tchaikovsky. And obviously far above the ravings of noted Estonian opportunist composer Arvo Pärt, vastly overrated by anti-Latvian ideologues and usurpers.

Who Are The Council of Latvian-American Patriots?

Sveiks! My name is Darren D. Misklashuvacis and I am a PROUD first generation Latvian-American who recently moved from my home of Reno, Nevada to Seattle, Washington to continue my career as a consultant and real estate investor. My family name is a Latvian spelling of a traditional Ukrainian-Lithuanian name, that can be traced back to the 9th Century and those brave Latvians who had moved North to oppose the Russians who threatened our lands. My father, Bendiks Misklashuvacis, instilled great love of my ancestry, our proud Latvian traditions, and eternal vigilance for freedom wherever we may go. When he passed, I swore to always honor my beloved Latvian homeland.

Recently, after an attempt on my part to register disapproval with extreme acts of public indecency in the neighborhood around my newly purchased condominium, I was reminded that yet again that vigilance will always be required when dealing with those who have hate in their hearts for Latvia and all things Latvian. A local reporter for an obscene publication called The Stranger took several of my objections completely out of context, posted them in an inciting way which to me seemed dangerous, and has since then continued to elicit anti-Latvian propaganda and hate speech on his daily blog. This reporter, David Schmader- who is kind of a local "shock jock" only using a newspaper to spew his vitriol and bile- is perhaps the most virulent anti-Latvian I have ever observed. He uses his blog "fans" and whips them into a frenzy, and then the anti-Latvian invective flies like rancid air. In the space of a mere week, readers of this Schmader- who is obviously German, or perhaps German-Jewish, which goes a long way to explain his hatred of Free Baltic Peoples- egged on his "stooges" to comparing all Latvians to being of the homosexual lifestyle, and also of being a mere German colony (again more proof of the "Hun" Schmader's hatred based on ethnic violence and "cleansing") and also of collaborating with the Nazi SS in their attempts to annihilate the Lithuanians in World War Two. To all good Latvian Patriots, this is an OUTRAGE. The charges sound like the vile garbage concocted by certain Estonian opportunists who have sought for years to wipe Latvia off the map, and replace it with a "Greater Estonia" which will exist to serve a newly constituted Russian Empire. The threat to Latvian independence from the mindset of "reporters" like this deluded and hateful Schmader is just that great. These are solemn times, indeed, to be a Latvian Patriot.

In response, I have formed the Council of Latvian-American Patriots, better known as CLAP. We here at CLAP will stand arm in arm with ALL freedom loving peoples for Latvian independence, and also against the threat of public immorality and indecency which is a plague in my Capitol Hill neighborhood. Drugs, street sex, under-age prostitution and many other indignities have turned this once proud area into an open sewer of "counter culture" rebellion. Often, older men (called "chicken hawks") can be seen preying upon young boys who have made the mistake of coming to "The Hill" for the cultural attractions that make it such a vibrant place. Homosexual rape is a constant danger when walking these filth-strewn avenues and slime-encrusted back alleys. My protest against this danger brought out the worst in Schmader and others of his "tolerant" persuasion. An anti-Latvian fervor has been the result. God Spare us a renewal of the hatred and violence so often directed at Latvians in the past, chiefly by Estonian opportunists and their often devious sympathizers in the ethnic Finn community.

CLAP has been formed to stop and combat this violence against Latvian-Americans, through peaceful marches, protests and consumer boycotts of all organizations who support publications like the Stranger who seem to think the only good Latvian is a dead Latvian- and that public indecency is somehow a "right" of the brazenly obscene homosexual lifestyle community, who hate God, Country and Latvians in equal and disgusting measure.

Welcome to CLAP, and enjoy your stay. And may God bless America and all Latvians whether here or in the homeland! And, as always......

Dievs, svētī Latviju! - DD